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Today I bought not one, not two, but THREE new pairs of pants, motherfuckers. I have to retire my London patch pants.....my beloved London pants got a huge hole worn in the knee, and then I started picking at shit and here we are. I guess that's how it goes, huh? One day you're walkin' around with your favorite pants, playfully picking at the loose threads, and the next thing you know you're shooting heroin in a dark alley with a lovable yet unreliable hobo named Stinky. Fuck it, mah man. Fuck it all.

Anyway, I have some new pants. They're cool.

Ah...gosh. Jeez.

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ueblay
Mar. 17th, 2004 12:07 am (UTC)
Oi! You know about Stinky too? I totally thought I had made him up before I saw the puncture marks on my arm...
metatronis
Mar. 17th, 2004 05:55 pm (UTC)
You too?! That whore! I thought I was his only companion. Ppppppppppppffffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
amazingrando
Mar. 17th, 2004 03:12 am (UTC)
bwaha. love.
Crap, do I need to find a new hookup now?
metatronis
Mar. 17th, 2004 06:00 pm (UTC)
Re: bwaha. love.
I've more connections.
*pssst* Be at the dumpster behind Dennys by 12 midnight on Thursday. I'll introduce you to a fine man by the name of Smelly. Good guy, that one.
gayalithiel
Mar. 17th, 2004 04:21 am (UTC)
One day you're walkin' around with your favorite pants, playfully picking at the loose threads, and the next thing you know you're shooting heroin in a dark alley with a lovable yet unreliable hobo named Stinky.

I've seen it happen again and again....when will the kids ever learn?
metatronis
Mar. 17th, 2004 06:01 pm (UTC)
Yeah, totally. Let's kill them all. That'll learn 'em.
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