Michael had an awesome dream last night.
Michael dreamt that he went to Australia to kidnap Steven for me. Suddenly he was in a bar and was about to shoot Steven with a tranquilizer dart, but he shot Blue (from Blue's Clues) instead. Then he shot Alan, who was dressed as the Emcee and Wayne showed up and said "What the bloody hell?!", then Spike (from Buffy) came out and said "Hey man, that's my line!", so Michael shot them both. Michael walked outside and suddenly was at a concert where he saw me and I told him that I didn't like the concert. He saw Steven and started chasing him and shot him, but Steven fell off a bridge. Then Michael woke up...
...into another dream. Wayne and Steven were dancing together in front of Michael's chair, when Steven said, "Ah yes...the show must go on..." and Wayne said, "Indeed....our purpose is to show the world we don't give a fuck." He saw me singing and dancing in his closet and Alan was there and he started clapping. And then he woke up.
That is a great dream.
And now that I have thoroughly embarrassed Michael by revealing to everyone what goes on in his mind, I bid you adieu.