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FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time there has a young PROSTITUTE named JOSH. He was QUICKLY SLINKING in the AQUA forest when he met SLIMY MICHAEL, a run-away CHEF from the PURDY Queen JOCELYN.

JOSH could see that SLIMY MICHAEL was hungry so he reached into his SKULL and give him his WOODEN ICE CREAM. SLIMY MICHAEL was thankful for JOSH's ICE CREAM, so he told JOSH a very ULGY story about Queen JOCELYN's daughter NICOLE. How her mother, the PURDY Queen JOCELYN, kept her locked away in a SPACE CORPS RECRUITMENT CENTER protected by a gigantic RAT, because NICOLE was so STUPID.

JOSH ANNOUNCED. He vowed to SLIMY MICHAEL the CHEF that he would save the STUPID NICOLE. He would HAIL the RAT, and take NICOLE far away from her eveil mother, the PURDY Queen JOCELYN, and KILL her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a SHINY HURRICANE and SLIMY MICHAEL the CHEF began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic RAT from his story. PURDY Queen JOCELYN SHAGGED out from behind a BEER BOTTLE and struck JOSH dead. In the far off SPACE CORPS RECRUITMENT CENTER you could hear a SPLOOG.

THE END.

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JOSH IS A PROSTITUTE!!! *runs off, screaming and laughing all the way*

Comments

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ueblay
Aug. 10th, 2003 05:55 am (UTC)
I am not purdy nor am I a queen, and I do not shag trees. And I do not have a child, particularly not Nicole.

It's still amusing, though.
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