You are the Emcee.
Multi-faceted, disturbed, omniscient, gleefully
satanic, and somberly aware, you embody
everything that is terrible and wonderful at
the same time. Wow, aren't you just special?
Now go play with yourself.
"Meine Damen und Herren, Mesdames et
Messieurs, Ladies and Gentlemen. Where are your
troubles now? Forgotten? I told you so. We have
no... troubles... here. In here life is
which cabaret character are you?
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Wow. And I really WAS being truthful. I guess I really am evil and kinky. Wait...I already knew that...ah well.
Oh and I changed the emcee picture for the results cause I didn't like the one they give you. I put in my own, cause the one they give you isn't even Alan. Monkeys.