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Cool Beans

So me and my bitches were walking 'round the back alleys of Japantown looking for johns this evening when we were approached by a young mastodonic creature. I says to him, "Damn, you got some big-ass teeth!" and he says "No, those're my tusks!" He turned out to be pretty cool, though. And a really good dancer.

Anyways, after we picked up the tutus, my sister Cornelius called and asked us if we'd like to attend a pool party in Spain. I said why not, so we hopped in the ship and got there JUST in time to see Richard Nixon set James Madison's head on fire with a flamethrower. It was really lucky that there was a pool there, or we might've had to call the police. I did think it was a little strange that two dead American presidents were at a pool party (I mean, they weren't wearing bathing suits! How can you go swimming without a bathing suit?? It's impossible).

So after a long and arduous process, we found out that boulders DO float, and don't just dissolve in water like we'd thought. Utilizing this new discovery, we were able to stop in Africa before heading home to visit my old friends, the !Kung. We ate some giraffe meat but the children kept poking me with sticks, and since I didn't have my pokin' stick with me, I decided that it was time to go. Oh, and we inadvertantly destroyed Africa in an attempt to gather more fuel for the ship. Sorry, our bad!

I eventually did make it back home, but I haven't been able to get to sleep since the neighbors keep throwing pudding at my window. Anyways, long story short, my DVD burner broke. Damn.

Comments

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gayalithiel
Jan. 28th, 2005 04:23 am (UTC)
Wow. That was quite a day. You should really be more careful with large countries like that. Wouldn't want any shards from the explosion reaching us over here, for god's sake!
metatronis
Jan. 29th, 2005 12:47 am (UTC)
I know, I know! I learned my lesson. No more rock fuel for me.
grrgoyl
Jan. 29th, 2005 09:31 am (UTC)
Completely off-topic, that is the most yummylicious Robert pic I've EVAH seen! *licks screen*
gayalithiel
Jan. 29th, 2005 09:53 am (UTC)
Why thank you! My friend indiwise made it for me. And another friend just helped me redo my journal home page in Robertness. *happy sigh* I love him.
grrgoyl
Jan. 29th, 2005 09:31 am (UTC)
Your life is soooooooooooooooo exciting Roxie!
metatronis
Jan. 31st, 2005 04:54 pm (UTC)
Totally. You can be one of my bitches, if you'd like! I'll treat ya good, I promise.
tears_of_agony
Jan. 30th, 2005 09:38 pm (UTC)
BOOOOO!
I COME WITH THE ICON OF CUTENESS!!!!! RAWR~
metatronis
Jan. 30th, 2005 09:39 pm (UTC)
Re: BOOOOO!
If you keep this up, I'm going to make an icon of YOU.
tears_of_agony
Jan. 30th, 2005 09:44 pm (UTC)
YOU WOULDN'T DARE!!!!!
AND WHATS WITH THE SKELETON AND THE WIENERS!!!???
metatronis
Jan. 30th, 2005 09:45 pm (UTC)
Re: YOU WOULDN'T DARE!!!!!
I DON'T KNOW, BUT YOU REPLIED INCORRECTLY!!

NUDE.
tears_of_agony
Jan. 30th, 2005 09:47 pm (UTC)
*clears throat
YOU HAVE THE WEIRDEST ICONS
metatronis
Jan. 30th, 2005 09:49 pm (UTC)
Re: *clears throat
NO I DON'T!!

AND YOU STILL REPLIED INCORRECTLY!!!
tears_of_agony
Jan. 30th, 2005 09:51 pm (UTC)
Re: *clears throat
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHh
metatronis
Jan. 30th, 2005 09:52 pm (UTC)
Re: *clears throat
AAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

AND YAY, YOU FINALLY DID IT RIGHT.
tears_of_agony
Jan. 30th, 2005 09:55 pm (UTC)
Re: *clears throat
*LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!* BUT....your icons are the most entertaining ones.
metatronis
Jan. 30th, 2005 09:55 pm (UTC)
Re: *clears throat
Duh.
pineapplegrl186
Jan. 31st, 2005 04:50 pm (UTC)
and you didnt invite me to go? i hate you.
you know i love giraffe meat...
metatronis
Jan. 31st, 2005 04:53 pm (UTC)
Your love of giraffe meat can only be matched by my love of meat in general.
pineapplegrl186
Feb. 1st, 2005 04:34 pm (UTC)
and you love meat so.
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