So anyways, I think she damaged my brain. Not physically, but...I don't know. I couldn't stop laughing and shaking and then I can't remember much more after that except laying underneath the lunch table, clutching the metal and screaming "I DON'T WANT A BRAIN ENEMA" while Nicole poked my ears with a pen.
I feel bad for any nearby kids who had to witness this without any of it being explained. Not that there was an explanation.